everything i'm not made me everything i am

• Mom: *calls my name*
• Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
• Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
• Me:

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