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20 years of learning. Jersey bred. plump and round.
you can follow me now, its only right ;)

#becausenooneseemstoknowhowtodealwithus

#becausenooneseemstoknowhowtodealwithus

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#becausenooneseemstoknowhowtodealwithus 
LADIES! Get your Diamond Blowout done before the month is up! If you bring a friend, $10 off BOTH of your blowouts !!!

LADIES! Get your Diamond Blowout done before the month is up! If you bring a friend, $10 off BOTH of your blowouts !!!

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psychicoctobers:

This is some cool ass shit.
my gawd.

psychicoctobers:

This is some cool ass shit.

my gawd.

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youwish-youcould:

fuckyeavanity:

team-joebama:

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

i need to meet their parents.

LMFAO

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briannamonet91:

Usher x Jadakiss - Throwback

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planetofthickbeautifulwomen:

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RIP Joanne Borgella(1982-2014)

Plus Size Model, Singer and Former “American Idol" contestant Joanne Borgella died Saturday October 18th ,2014 at the age of 32 … after fighting for the past year against what she described as a “rare case” of cancer.



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— 1 day ago with 387 notes

wounds-2-wisdom:

baskintheafterglow:

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veryscaryghost:

postracialcomments:

When are folks gonna learn?

Home Depot, Mattoon IL, Manager Kevin L Weuve (I think this is right but check first, presumably he works where he lives) I can’t make an international call to Home Depot, but someone destroy his life

https://www.facebook.com/troy.gray.543?fref=ts

Address: 1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
He went to Mattoon High School so Im assuming that is his store
He also works at Rural King Supply…looks like theres more than one in the area

Welp

Lord

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— 1 day ago with 23820 notes

swolizard:

night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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I never know what to put for captions. #heresmyface #selfai

I never know what to put for captions. #heresmyface #selfai

— 3 days ago
#selfai  #heresmyface 
Anonymous asked: Being fit is being skinny you idiot, being athletic and flexible is a whole different thing, you don't have to skinny to be athletic but you do have to be skinny to be fit


Answer:

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girlgrowingsmall:

"Fitness." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2013. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fitness>.

I don’t know what prompted you to send me the dumbest message I’ve received in at least 6 months, but nowhere in the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of “fitness” do I find the word “skinny.” Even synonyms for the word “fitness” focus 100% on health attributes as opposed to size attributes. So I’m sorry if you have this deep seeded complex that refuses to allow you to accept that, from all standpoints of medicine, science, and flat out fact, fitness is irrelevant to body size. That really sucks for you that your brain is struggling to let you come to terms with that. However, it is also 100% not my problem.

tl;dr: Blow it out your ass.

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A world of fist pumps! Yayayay!

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